A humble squid with too much ambition.

My Discord masterpiece:

class_name Objective_Object
extends Object

var OBJECT: Object = Object.new() as Object

func object(object: Object) -> Object:
    if (((object as Object) is Object) && ((object as Object).is_class("Object")) == true:
        (object as Object) = (Object.new() as Object) if (object as Object) == (OBJECT as Object) else (Object.new as Object)
        return OBJECT as Object
    else:
        if (((object as Object) is Object) || ((object as Object).is_class("Object")) == true
            return Object.new() as Object
        else:
            return OBJECT as Object
        return object as Object
    return (Object.new() as Object) if (Object.new() as Object) is Object else (Object.new() as Object)