My Wonderful Chat Machine Godai! Your AI friend! [Parody] [Playable prototype version now available (play in browser on itch.io)]

ATTENTION THIS IS A JOKE PROJECT ABOUT THE WORD “AI”!

Could this be called a parody?

ATTENTION, AGAIN! Link to the post for the game version:


:t_rex: Introducing Chat Machine Godai, the ultimate AI companion :grinning_face::sparkles:

Transform your Godot experience with our powerful new plugin that can:

:worm: Respond to your messages :rock:
Godai’s quirky nature and hyper-intelligent deciders are designed to make conversations as fun, interesting or helpful as possible.

:teapot: Entertain you with a fantastic collection of games :eye_in_speech_bubble:
Godai’s very own PROTOCOLs are all intended to be crafted for maximum impact. Experience Godai’s greatness together with them!

:brick: Present stunning images and visuals all overflowing with personality :collision:
Godai’s groundbreaking GALLERY feature hosts the ability to ponder, reveal and describe images—with near zero delay between messages!

:tamale: And that’s not all… :hatching_chick:
Godai’s cerebral access panel with its minimalist design, offers a sleek, easy and fast user experience that makes contacting Godai a breeze. Did we mention that all of this can be done in the Godot Editor? Because it can. :sparkles:

Whether you’re looking for a wonderful conversation partner, mindless entertainment, or visual inspiration, Godai has got you covered! Elevate your interactions today and install our unique, fully AI plugin: “My Wonderful Chat Machine Godai! Your AI friend!”

Try it now and see the future of conversation and creativity unfold! :person_mountain_biking:

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This thing is S I C K, I’ll definitely be using it in the future!!
Because this thing IS the future!!!
Everyone should use it, RIGHT NOW!!!

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truly a piece of engineering if I’ve ever seen one

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Thanks just wrote 10,000 LOC you saved my game

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This is clearly a joke, I’m just not in on it.

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Well, I’d say this totally has nothing to with the Monkanics discord. But that’s a hunch.

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The cover was blown immediately.

Has anyone tried out if it actually works? This is my first public project and first plugin, so I am seeking confirmation on its functionality.

Also, hi @dragonforge-dev could you tell me what was your initial reaction when you saw this post? I’m just curious, since you were one of my main targets with this bait.

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What? What is going on?

I had a sneaking suspicion that’s where this generated. It was the piling on of positive and immediate support that got me suspicious.

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Not cool, as much as I hate the greedy AI push, this does nothing but rage bait and scare new Godoteers that they’ve installed some nefarious software that they thought was the ultimate vibe coding plug in.

More compassion, more laughing at ourselves rather than at other people’s expanse.

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Maybe, but I have been very selective with my word-choices, and the itch.io page gives it away.

Just for safety, and because the bit is up, I have now edited the main post to include that this is a joke post.

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When I saw the title, I thought more LLM slop. But it was also cute. All the others have been tools, so I thought it’d be an amusing read.

When I saw you post, I literally had LLM-blindness, which is a term I’m coining now. Ad-blindness is the phenomenon when your eyes get used to ad placement on the screen and stop seeing them. LLM-blindness is the same. When you see LLM-formatted text, your brain just skips it as useless information. So the first thing I saw was @carmxdev’s post.

At that point, the jig was up. I haven’t seen them posting in a while, and I didn’t expect they’d be supportive of this. Same with @marcythejinx piling on. I wasn’t sure if @HyperJragon was part of the joke or not, but the LLM art was suspect. @Josh_W and I must’ve posted at the same time because I didn’t see that post.

I went over to your itch page, saw the screen shots and the disclaimer, and was sure it was some sort of joke at that point. I then suspected this was all coordinated off-site, and the most likely place for that was @Demetrius_Dixon’s server.

I’m glad you had your fun, and I suppose it was a harmless enough prank. Just don’t make it a habit.

I guess it’s worth saying that if this was a test to see if people would knee-jerk, at least now you know now that many of us do our research before reacting to things - even when we have strong opinions. It’s always good to keep an open mind.

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Damn jig was up that fast lol.

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Server full of Godot goblins lmao

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The jig is up, but this will not be the end of My wonderful Chat Machine Godai.

I’m going to turn it into a puzzle game!

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Is the puzzle going to be to convince it to give you an actual answer instead of making you play tic-tac-toe?

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Don’t be so hard on yourself. You got me for a full 15 seconds. :smiley:

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Actually, it doesn’t even play tic-tac-toe with the user, just itself.

As for the puzzles… I don’t want to spoil anything, but two of them will be about playing tic-tac-toe.

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